On a busy motorway I looked over to my left and there was a women in a brand new Cadillac doing 65mph, with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner.
I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back , she was half way over in my lane
still working on that makeup.
As a man I don't scare easily, but crikey she scared me so much; I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car, using my knees against the steering wheel , it knocked my cell phone away from my ear. It fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call.
Damn Women Drivers.
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